Can someone please retrieve Julianne? I think it’s time she heads back into the padded room.

You and people like you should be set on fire and thrown off buildings and I have no shame in admitting it

There are dolls and there are non-killer dolls. Saying killer dolls is redundant.

There is a basketball scout for high school/college here and my son played for his AAU team that got the most kids on Division 1 college teams. He reminds me of this piece of shit Philo.

“I think I did a pretty good job as a young-ass mom,” she added. “Kudos to me.”
Kudos to her, indeed.

Is it me, or do you guys think McConnell doesn’t realize Adam wasn’t actually a mayor at 18 who bankrupted his city? Like, I get the idea he thinks he is literally reminding Adam of his previous failure....

Men. What the hell is wrong with men?!

My first husband’s family had a Siamese who was a holy horror. One day she had, unbeknownst to my MIL, crawled into the dryer atop a load of stuff waiting to be dried. MIL threw another load in, shut the door, and turned on the dryer. Some time later, she heard “thump, thump, thump” from there and knowing that she hadn…

His girlfriend's ex husband is Gavin Newsom. He's got to have a complex about that. Gavin Newsom is far from perfect, but he's a million times a better person and better looking than Don Jr. 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

I liked “Wine Country”, even if Tina Fey was criminally underused.

Oh, this is the start of a goooood twisted fanfic.

Or he has to drive out to Long Island and pay a woman to wear Melania’s clothes and then spit in his face.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Poor Eric. He’s not used to such direct action. Usually people just spit in his food\drinks.

Unfortunately their bloodline is now diluted by this hillbilly family:

How often do you see women reacting this way to rejection? Occasionally, but it’s not at all proportional. Not even close.  If you’re a man and can’t concede this absolute fact, you will never understand a fraction of what it is like to live as a woman on a daily, hourly, minute by minute basis.

As a man, I have to say, I’m kind of over men. We had a run. Pack it up.

You’re fine! We’ll blame it on the mimosas this morning (mine). Also I LOVE your screen name!