This is... the nicest thing anyone has said to me all month.  Seriously.  The fact that you remember that I wrote that story, that people STILL read and love it so much even five years later... it means so much to me.  It reminds me that once upon a time, I was more than this relationship.  Thank you.

I used to really love ReBoot and own it on DVD. It evolved far beyond the original Childrens show. Season three had Enzo Matrix losing his eye and his girlfriend calling him lover and she had a very adult appearance.

I’m so... exhausted.

“liberal”

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

So, no Vincent Kartheiser?!

Makes sense. Melania’s been holding in the same fart since her wedding day.

Please make those glasses in real life and put them on her. Please. 

I decided one summer to become a “dank hippie” and to me that meant wearing shirts with double entendres printed on them from American Eagle and linen skirts from Old Navy and Birkenstocks every day. Pretty sure I missed the mark.

My fourth grade teacher apparently enjoyed a tipple. 

Sick horses who have diarrhea. Then after that they have to wash down the walls of the pig rendering plant.

The valedictorian at my high school graduation put the “dick” in valedictorian. He was a jackass. His speech went on at length saying essentially that none of the rest of us deserved to graduate because we didn’t work for it. I was shocked to be hearing it, and further shocked that some faculty member or administrator…

You go girl!

Here’s how you to respond to Mean Girl, and your message will show up in her regular messages because she requested you. (I tested it once.)

I know several women who lost their minds and their manners over their weddings...wonder how they will ever handle marriage, which is full of compromise and challenges...mine lastd 20+ years but every day was something...little things,giving in for peace, choosing battles etc. Living alone, even poor, is bliss for me.

so, she’s both professionally and personally lazy?

At least they’ll learn what a real tan looks like!