Woah.

I was thinking it was from the Bárte Sïmpsoné Collection.

I still can’t believe I’m older than Miller. It’s like looking at a family photo from the Dust Bowl and realizing the children are their kids, not their grandkids. 

I bet Ivanka hates it when he dances naked and tucked in front of a mirror and tell himself “I’d fuck me”

Yeah if there was anyone who would convince me there really are lizard aliens living in human hosts and plotting to take over the world, it would be Jared Kushner and his ever waxier complexion. And those dead, dead eyes. I have seen birds with more expressive eyes.

Ivanka, Kath definitely wore it better:

Macaulay “Macaulay Culkin” Culkin is an excellent internet weirdo, and will always win.

He was phenomenal in Community.

Also, so undeangnified!

Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

They are so dumb. How is AOC an enemy of freedom? What has she done to impede on anyone’s freedom? What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

Joannie, baby! Have they put you on staff? Yours is the deliciously venomous quill Dirt Bag needs. Brava.

As the son of an avid fisherman, who was married to a woman who couldn’t stand fishing, I’ve seen both of those smiles before. And if my knowledge is any guide, Don as of this photo is about T-30 minutes on having to get to a place with no mosquitos and air conditioning, or buying at least a necklace or something.

Can’t wait for the day when I see an Instagram posting of a huge fish  holding DJTJ by his lip with his mouth limply hanging open.

Sort of unrelated to the actual item, but I think the only thing keeping Rob Lowe from being a James-Woods-level asshole is...the fact that he’s very stupid.

Thank you! I was so excited to break out one of my summer colors for this very special occasion!

I’m at my cousin’s wedding having the time of my life! I hope everyone’s weekend is going similarly awesome!!!

In honor of the layers of editors that “She don’t need no man-aconda” pun went through to get published, here’s one of my own that no one approved: