I met a super geeky, super shy, super HOT dude when I was 18. We hooked up after a beach party, but after we’d boned he started CRYING. Turns out, he was also super RELIGIOUS. I wasn’t just the first girl he’d had sex with, I was the first girl he kissed. We saw each other off and on all summer, thankfully with no…

What I thought was my “getting my last fling out of my system before i marry my summer fling for the past 10 years” ended up sharing a mortgage with me, a kid, and is now out getting us pizza for the night.

I was just out of a serious & heavy relationship and was looking for fun sexy times. I met a guy, older than me, an artist, and we spent maybe 6 weeks hanging out. He painted me like his french girls even. It was the perfect, rom-com, white lady comes into her life again moment and I was loving it.

Now what’s wrong with that. Sleeping with anyone is no big deal at all. I slept with my sister just the other day. Very relaxing nap. Sex though, now that is what can ruin things.

You weren’t rude. I just thought I wasn’t being clear.

Pelosi been swinging her balls in Trump’s face all day long and I’m loving it.

Here’s the infuriating thing:

If they can’t handle Arthur, how did they ever survive Uncle Arthur?

Bran: I’m not your brother, I’m the Three Eyed Raven.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful dog.

So happy for you and your Very Good Girl!

Shelter Cat Update!

Aappreciate that shout out to Doug.

You two are adorable!

“Crooked Hillary deleted and acid washed 33,000 emails...”

Look, everyone! A pupper to distract from the daily anguish- deepening roundup! His name is Gizmo, and he’s the therapy dog at my grandma’s assisted living.

Let’s see. Can i tell this from the opposite perspective?