Linen Napkins.

A superbly dark and twisted fairy tale with threads of the author throughout, ending with a sublime payoff and a shout-out to the title. It also includes a special guest appearance by The Walking Dude, if memory serves.

Now, that’s a loveseat!

Maxim Trevelyan... Aleissa Demachi

That description of Earl Maxim Whosis made me picture Hamish Ascot from Alice in Wonderland. And now I'll keep imagining Hamish saying fuck a duck 

Wanting to see pics of other’s people babies and kids is creepy I think.

I dated online after my divorce and ended up meeting the love of my life. There’s hope.

Even though she doesn’t look the part, she probably still is demanding to speak to the manager all the time and makes minimum wage employees’ lives a living hell.

Who would go near this woman? I’m not even talking about the 8 kids, but her personality. I didn’t watch her show, but I got a snapshot of her by reading Dirt Bag and it wasn’t a pretty picture.

What the actual fuck. Magical horses, obvious dead mom and child foreshadowing in first minute, Cleganebowl in the backdrop of fire and ash.

Ed Hurley knew what was going on. R.I.P., Ms. Lipton.

I’ll see you in my dreams, Norma.

The really important thing is that you will soon be reunited with your dog. Healing from a bad relationship with a human takes time. Pet love is forever. You go grrrrl!

I have to say...

Lol, those idiots still think it’s a bear bribing that dog with deer bones to rummage through their garbage when it’s been me all along.

The scene is terrifying because the reveal is they’re oatmeal raisin cookies.

They do, but every person sees a different thing in the splotches, so there is mass confusion.

My husband says I have champagne taste on a beer budget.

Sorry Katy, Hugo Weaving wore it best...

Did Jon even say goodbye to Ghost, or did he just nod at him from across the yard and then leave him forever?