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Okay, so, this is a challenge to share - I haven’t said anything about it at work, and very little in real life - but it has to be shared.

Griftin’ makes him feel good!

But those layoffs will make PenceBot very happy…

i’m still pissed about this. Jezebel ran an article the morning after (the morning after!!) the series finale of sons of anarchy and in the goddamn title the writer (i don’t remember who it was) let it be known that Gemma had been killed by Jax. in the freaking title.

“It’s just basically saying to heck with society, to heck with law and order,” Michelle replies.

if we go by literary cues jon is the one that’s foretold in the prohecy as he’s of both Stark and Targaryan lineage...but as we’ve seen the series likes to buck against what is expected so I’m betting it’s actually...Podrick and lightbringer is his shaft.

It’s one college facilitator?  What could it cost? 500,000 dollars?

Also like...biscuits are good. You know what makes them better? Jam. Honey butter. Gravy. Strawberries and whipped cream. A fried chicken cutlet and some hot sauce, maybe with a lil cheddar. Would I eat a plain biscuit? Hell yeah. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t enhance it. Can I enjoy life without being high? I

Don’t worry about Sansa...she’ll be fine....in fact, she’s the one who will kill the Night King.

Is there a reboot button for this world? I don't know how much more crushingly depressing news I can handle.

Ha! I see him in the picture with the dog now, tucked in behind the back leg. They do not live very long, for sure.

I’m so sorry about your sweet dog’s passing.

So it took me quite some time but finally called it quits with my partner of almost 13 years. I knew it was the right thing to do but I’m still incredible sad and though it was definitely my choice I feel like bursting into tears at any moment.

Jesse Nadler confirmed to Page Six that he and Lohan have split, just days after he proposed to her over Facebook.”

Someone teach this bitch how to tie a tie. And pick a shirt the right size.

That last one is actually tomatoes, as seen on GBBO 2017 during Italian week...who wore it better??

My partner and I are on a break from our relationship. We just took our first week long trip together and it was equal parts fun and awesome and fraught with bouts of arguments. We love each other, we want it to work, we both agreed that a break was good if we want to save the relationship. Both of us have things

It’s finally happening! We met this cutie today and she’ll be joining us as soon as we can make the arrangements. Say hello to Ruby.

Do you talk in your sleep? Apparently I do. Sometimes full sentences, some time just mumbling (which I suspect is probably German) and sometimes laughing. Earlier this week I said (what I find to be) the funniest one yet, and I really wish I could remember what I was dreaming about. My husband reports that I sat