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I had scored incredible seats to Spamalot at the Hollywood Bowl, basically the front tables that are reserved for the elite and wealthy (friend’s friend was wealthy). At this show, Craig Robinson was playing King Arthur and he was hilarious.

During intermission, I go out into the parking lot directly behind the bowl to

Lori Laughlin is delusional. There are plenty of wealthy people who are actually in touch with their child’s capabilities, interests and needs, who would never pull a scam like she and Mossimo did to get the kid into a school that the kid was uninterested in and unqualified to attend.

I hope that sweet baby is reunited with his family. I feel terrible for them; I can’t imagine not knowing where my sweet babies are and if they’re safe.

These are my sweet bees:

Here’s the thing. I think Pelosi was probably being sincere when she advised the incoming class of freshman to “go slow.” I think it’s probably been her experience over the last 25 years that she’s been in Congress that the way you build the trust and consensus necessary to pass actual legislation is by going slow and

I think her final form is going to be bald unless she eases up the tension on her hair. 

When I was six, I went to see Benji. One of the previews was for Jaws. It scared the crap out of me and, no, I did not go in the water that next summer.

This isn’t surprising given that extreme low-cal diets were strongly encourage for women around Keith Reniere. Just reverting to a healthy diet would likely cause some weight gain.

Jesus she looks liked she has aged 20 years in like 2 years.

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

You’ll see yourself out.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

As someone nearing the end of my divorce I’m sending you virtual hugs. We were together for a decade. We ultimately weren’t right for each other but I’m still grieving the life with her that I thought we would have. 

If you keep having issues trust the Universe and get out before there are too many entanglements . It’s. Easy to overlook things , excuse things that will later haunt you . And most of all , do NOT stay just because everyone tells you how lucky you are , what a great guy HE is like you won  a prize or some such crap

My sleepy doggy:

Cute doggo! Sorry to hear about your relationship turmoil. I’m currently “on a break” from a six year relationsip, but we don’t live together, so it’s not as disruptive as what you’re going through.

holy cow that looks like my pupper! I bet yours is super speedy like mine.

He zoom!

Have a Samwise, goofy-flipped-our ears and all!

Gorgeous dog, utilitybinch! I feel you on the relationship breakup, me too, after 10 years, 2 kids, and a mortgage. I don’t know if you are experiencing the same, but despite knowing how awful our relationship is and how things have happened that make it unrepairable, I find that the loneliness and adjustment to being

On a scale of 9 to 5, I give it a 9.