I’m a commoner.  I don’t know how to pronounce those words either.  

the fact that no one will explore the oranges of the mueller report, when its been requested by a citrus president, makes the blood boil out of my navel.

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

All black panties, all the time. Goes best under the black leggings I wear almost every day!

Trump has definitely studied Mussolini. Mussolini + wig = Trump

ok ok AND everyday wear.

Lol.

The show is top caliber. It’s up there with shows like Archer and 30 Rock where they pack so many jokes in you need to watch an episode multiple times to catch them all.

He is the liquor. Even in death. 

Sesbatian Bach is a verrrry close second.

Me on the ZLS. 

I can sing German Lieder. Does that count?

I really want someone to know what I’m talking about when I say that Snoop and Tom Arnold together (yes) on Trailer Park Boys for a few episode stint was one of the most hysterical things I’ve seen on television.

A little over a decade ago I actually did this!!!!

Why the hell don’t they need English speaking men aged 32 that are unhealthy? HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME BEHIND!

Greatest album cover of all time.  So great Kinja makes it appear twice.

Bless you for including ‘Darkplace’!

It reminded me of the prayer scene from Talladega Nights, I expected her to say “8lb, 6oz baby Jesus”

Dad?