So it took me quite some time but finally called it quits with my partner of almost 13 years. I knew it was the right thing to do but I’m still incredible sad and though it was definitely my choice I feel like bursting into tears at any moment.

“Jesse Nadler confirmed to Page Six that he and Lohan have split, just days after he proposed to her over Facebook.”

Someone teach this bitch how to tie a tie. And pick a shirt the right size.

That last one is actually tomatoes, as seen on GBBO 2017 during Italian week...who wore it better??

My partner and I are on a break from our relationship. We just took our first week long trip together and it was equal parts fun and awesome and fraught with bouts of arguments. We love each other, we want it to work, we both agreed that a break was good if we want to save the relationship. Both of us have things…

It’s finally happening! We met this cutie today and she’ll be joining us as soon as we can make the arrangements. Say hello to Ruby.

Do you talk in your sleep? Apparently I do. Sometimes full sentences, some time just mumbling (which I suspect is probably German) and sometimes laughing. Earlier this week I said (what I find to be) the funniest one yet, and I really wish I could remember what I was dreaming about. My husband reports that I sat…

I had scored incredible seats to Spamalot at the Hollywood Bowl, basically the front tables that are reserved for the elite and wealthy (friend’s friend was wealthy). At this show, Craig Robinson was playing King Arthur and he was hilarious.

During intermission, I go out into the parking lot directly behind the bowl to…

Lori Laughlin is delusional. There are plenty of wealthy people who are actually in touch with their child’s capabilities, interests and needs, who would never pull a scam like she and Mossimo did to get the kid into a school that the kid was uninterested in and unqualified to attend.

I hope that sweet baby is reunited with his family. I feel terrible for them; I can’t imagine not knowing where my sweet babies are and if they’re safe.

These are my sweet bees:

Here’s the thing. I think Pelosi was probably being sincere when she advised the incoming class of freshman to “go slow.” I think it’s probably been her experience over the last 25 years that she’s been in Congress that the way you build the trust and consensus necessary to pass actual legislation is by going slow and…

I think her final form is going to be bald unless she eases up the tension on her hair. 

When I was six, I went to see Benji. One of the previews was for Jaws. It scared the crap out of me and, no, I did not go in the water that next summer.

This isn’t surprising given that extreme low-cal diets were strongly encourage for women around Keith Reniere. Just reverting to a healthy diet would likely cause some weight gain.

Jesus she looks liked she has aged 20 years in like 2 years.

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

You’ll see yourself out.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

On a scale of 9 to 5, I give it a 9.