I was ready to watch Russel Wilson heroically tread water without the use of his arms, too.  I was like, “how’s he gonna do it?  My mans is strong!”

In the buff, bein’ rude
Doin’ stuff with the food
Gettin’ lewd with his food
We heard that’s what you are into

1000 points for “misLEDEing,” that’s amazing

I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane!

Russell Wilson

Back when people still used fax machines, there was a secretary that worked for my employer at the time. I put a post it note on a piece of paper with the words “please fax this to [and I gave the fax number]”. She came to me and asked how she was going to fit the little post it through the fax machine (she thought…

Hopefully the courts have mercy.

Who's Loughlin now?

Pretty clear to see what Garth’s look was based off of.

...after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

Andrew Garfield and Rita Ora broke up, and he’s moved on

I wanted to post this in the Root, where it belongs, but I got error messages 11 times in a row.

Nevertheless, she persimmon-ed

‘Nevertheless, She Citrus-ted’ ?

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

For those interested, Fuses is online here—NSFW, obviously, but very much worth considering re: alternate ways to create images of explicit cis-het sex. Schneemann herself said “It is different from any pornographic work that you’ve ever seen— that’s why people are still looking at it! And there’s no objectification…

You kinda buried the lede, no? The Belgium minister is either trolling the shit out of Trump or is a huge fucking racist. A cartoon of a cowboy eating dinner while being stalked from behind by Indians? It’s 2019, nobody should be giving THAT as a gift, especially to the President. I can only imagine what President…

No no no. The president is clearly very intelligent, because he told us so. Very intelligent. Most intelligent man ever. Except now the feminists won’t let us say man so most intelligent person ever. He has an uncle at MIT, very smart with the nuclear. He said that the president could have been the best nuclear person…

“I just look at legal”