This interview proves his lawyers are not acting in his best interests.

I believe he can lie.

Twitt of the at least last 2 years. mic drop

i think the fact he said “WE’RE fucked” tells us all we need to know about these sibling grifters, no?

“We Worst”

I read her autobiography and I seem to remember her talking about she herself accepting money in exchange for sex. Project much, Roseanne?

Oh my god @ the MRAs in the grays. lol No, it doesn’t get better for you, you weak-lipped, lazy-eyed trolls.

Michael Jackson crafted a persona as Peter Pan (right down to the name of his ranch) both as an expression of his never-grow -up sensibility and a cover for surrounding himself with young boys. A memorable thing was said on the night he died: Liza Minnelli, a close friend of his for many years, said it was an act;…

So this is not the same dude who was acting attorney general? There are so many thumb-looking pieces of shit out there, how are we supposed to keep them all straight?

Your husky is also very cute!

Balto makes it a point of principle to go in deep on his own asshole right before he licks Holmes’ face. Every. Time.

I’ve owned a Siberian for 12 years and let me tell you....NOTHING prepares you for the maintenance and attention they require. Took me forever to outdoor train him, and the hair sheds off in HUGE amounts. Amazing dogs tho, and one of the most intelligent out there. Here he is!

“Don’t drench the lettuce! Just need a nice delicate coating!”

ah, oui. Choudebtte

OMFG THERE IS EVEN ONE NAMED GASTON I FUCKING CAN’T

Some of these activities, especially the cayenne pepper + ice one, seem like they took a lot of thought and that makes it all the more disturbing.

Of course they went to Nello. Was Tavern on the Green fully booked?

You know Junior wants a robo-wife just like Daddy. Anything to get the old man’s approval. Seriously, we’re veering into opera plot territory here (per my old voice teacher who said that operas are just trashy stories set to lovely music).

I see he hired his stepmommy’s decorator who did the blood red Christmas trees.