I apologize deeply and unreservedly.

You know Bryan Adams is somewhere like fuck.

I met Ryan Adams back in 2013 through a mutual friend. She was taking film photographs of the recording process of his latest self titled album at Pax Am studios. We both worked as artist in LA, and at the time she was 20 years old and I was 26. When I arrived, everything seemed cordial until Ryan started making…

No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

she looks like a character in a Tim and Eric sketch

I thought she just wanted to see the judge’s manager. 

YES

Get you a man who looks at you like Pence looks at Trump.

If ever a head screamed for bangs, this is the one.

I hope they keep her “Children of the Corn” lookin’ ass in solitary so as to not terrify the fuck out of the other prisoners.

Marla looks one thousand times more attractive than Melania. BoneSpur should regret getting rid of her. Although being with him for such a brief period is probably why she looks good. His toxic personality has to age one rapidly even when you’re truly terrible, too. Look how old all of those in his orbit look now…

It’s like someone asked them to scream without moving their mouths.

Wasn’t Marla on Knot’s Landing in multiple roles?