Balto makes it a point of principle to go in deep on his own asshole right before he licks Holmes’ face. Every. Time.

I’ve owned a Siberian for 12 years and let me tell you....NOTHING prepares you for the maintenance and attention they require. Took me forever to outdoor train him, and the hair sheds off in HUGE amounts. Amazing dogs tho, and one of the most intelligent out there. Here he is!

“Don’t drench the lettuce! Just need a nice delicate coating!”

ah, oui. Choudebtte

OMFG THERE IS EVEN ONE NAMED GASTON I FUCKING CAN’T

Some of these activities, especially the cayenne pepper + ice one, seem like they took a lot of thought and that makes it all the more disturbing.

Adams has publicly displayed abusive behaviors from the beginning of his career. With critics (the Jim DeRogatis voice mail?). With fans (the guy he had kicked out of a concert for yelling that he play “Summer of ‘69"?). With other artists (his feud with the Strokes?). With significant others (trashing Mandy Moore for…

Fuck this guy. His insipid vanilla music should should be adequate to discredit this notion of “great art from tortured men”

Am I the only one who is creeped out by her “smile”? She looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie.

Of course they went to Nello. Was Tavern on the Green fully booked?

You know Junior wants a robo-wife just like Daddy. Anything to get the old man’s approval. Seriously, we’re veering into opera plot territory here (per my old voice teacher who said that operas are just trashy stories set to lovely music).

I see he hired his stepmommy’s decorator who did the blood red Christmas trees.

I apologize deeply and unreservedly.

You know Bryan Adams is somewhere like fuck.

I met Ryan Adams back in 2013 through a mutual friend. She was taking film photographs of the recording process of his latest self titled album at Pax Am studios. We both worked as artist in LA, and at the time she was 20 years old and I was 26. When I arrived, everything seemed cordial until Ryan started making…

No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

she looks like a character in a Tim and Eric sketch

I thought she just wanted to see the judge’s manager. 

I hope they keep her “Children of the Corn” lookin’ ass in solitary so as to not terrify the fuck out of the other prisoners.