Marla looks one thousand times more attractive than Melania. BoneSpur should regret getting rid of her. Although being with him for such a brief period is probably why she looks good. His toxic personality has to age one rapidly even when you’re truly terrible, too. Look how old all of those in his orbit look now…

It’s like someone asked them to scream without moving their mouths.

Wasn’t Marla on Knot’s Landing in multiple roles?