They’ve been together since she was 18 - they met and started dating in 2004 when he was 30. They dated for 6 years before marrying for 10 more.

If only time travel were real.  I’d go back and smother baby Donald in his crib and we’d never have to deal with this level of stupidity. 

A Black Woman doing God’s Work: (again)

Dammit, hoisted by my own petard.

Ask your partner to move in, at least for now? My brother’s GF moved in with him (at my parents no less!) to be able to separate from a roommate properly. Seems to have worked out very well for them and the roommate (though I can’t imagine how that all works at my parents house!)

I thought it was just one of those ‘clever’ ways to spell Xavier. Like you would put 1 & 2 together to make the letter ‘R’.  R= 12

Shelter Cat Update!

Lies make Baby Jesus cry, Mr. and Mrs. Mother.

He dug the hole even further, suggesting that because he was mask-free, he was better able to speak to the researchers and health care personnel and “look them in the eye and say ‘thank you.’”

I’m skimming the parts of this post about fame whores and am truly saddened by the death of Irrfan Khan.

Yeeeah. Not to be hateful, but Alexis Michelle is without a doubt one of my least favorite queens to ever be on the show. I’ve *known* those sort of people and they’re simply the worst to be around.

Farewell to the Lea Michelle of drag. I don’t think a thirstier tryhard than Jan has ever graced this competition.

Mr. McGraw is the person responsible for inflicting Bhad Bhabie on America music, so he knows a thing or two about cashing things ousside.

Better one - a man caught a groundhog eating his garden and built a separate garden just for the groundhog.

Yeah, I just wonder when his wife is divorcing. I honestly truly hate men who don’t give head. That is all. Thanks - that is my PSA. Fuck men who don’t give head. To elaborate on this PSA - hello, men. It is erotic to taste a woman down there. If you think it’s not, you may not like women or don’t want us to be happy.…

Why do these up and coming starlets hook up with washed up guys old enough to be their dads? Florence Pugh with Zach Braff (!!?!!?), de Armas with Affleck, Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin... surely these men can’t actually do anything for their careers at this point, right? Does Zach Braff really have a ton of sway in…

As repulsed as I am by everything the orange dipshit stands for, if instead of pointing to his bloated skull he were to grab his crotch and bellow, Jersey-style, “I got yer metrics right heeahh,” I’d at least have to respect his game.

“And remember, the human trafficking is mostly females! It’s mostly females. It’s horrible, and what we’ve seen is horrible. We have a human trafficking problem.”

Justin: Cry Me A River

I like the Anne Bancroft version myself.