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If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm…

My wife gets the master bath. Kids and guests get the hall bathroom.  I have to go poop in the basement with the spiders 

Such a gorgeous puppy! 

Dog pics can always brighten any day.

That’s a good pupper. 11/10, would pet.

Thank you! I’m going to Google “movies about awful mothers” and watch tomorrow!

Granted, wearing a mask AND glasses is roughly 1000 times more annoying than wearing either one alone. But I’ve been doing it for a year now, so she can shut up and enjoy her stupid ferry ride.

She just wishes she was with the real RedLetterMedia celebrity Rich Evans.

There is no glamming up my goyle:

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Counterpoint to your headline and the following argument in the article:

I am also familiar with this form of "help" 🤣

I got my first covid shot this week! AstraZeneca, which is a two-dose vaccine, which isn’t approved in the U.S. yet (I believe); I’m in Canada.

In addition to adopting my giant-ass pandemic puppy, I have gotten very into plants. I made an indoor greenhouse with an IKEA display cabinet and have put my tropical plants in it!

Self-canceled!

Or

Nestle Quik.

Remember when the English were oppressing Scotland, and William Wallace took a quick boat ride to France? It’s okay, though, his daughters had asked him to, and he totally intended to come back the next day so he could hand out mead and bubonic plague to the masses.

Your Name should be on this list.

And anyone who likes 50 Shades should watch The Secretary. Vastly superior.

Shelly Duvall gave us Faerie Tale Theatre.