Timothée Chalamet looks more like a sad-eyed lady of the lowlands.

I really hate this low budget and poorly acted direct to video remake of 2003.

Poor Tom. We are told that god will give us no more weight than we can bear...but, boy, is Chet a crushing weight.

I really hate it when people say ‘could care less’. 

if you’re willing to share it, i would appreciate that... i'm not close with my family or colleagues and i don't really even have any close/non-mutual friends so i'm sort of on my own in this.

thank you; i needed that.

trying to be optimistic in the New Year, but on top of all the crazy news/pending war... near the end of last year, had to have a talk with my long-term partner about our problems, different future goals, and the likelihood of splitting up. i thought we had come to an understanding, but i don’t think they heard or…

Yikes, that might get a little rough! I hope you’ve got some good friends to lean on. Abrupt cessation of pot smoking (all cannabis consumption, I assume?) after long-term, regular use can cause intense depression. Please be careful.

Lara looks less like a wife Eric’s age and more like a mom standing next to her kid who was a product of junior prom night at a HoJo.

Scher, who is a cosmetic nurse at SkinTight MedSpa

He apologized for his AIDS jokes in the 90s. He cam off as sincere and reflective then.

Why in the FUCK does Ivanka get 1-minute of coverage? Granted it was a very slow Sunday and the Daddy Jackoff Tweetstorm was a bit calm so not much to work with, but for FUXSAKE why is SHE worthy of Face the Nation?

It looks like they’re “Weekend at Bernie’s” -ing him. 

Philip looks like he’s on his way to dinner of liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

He’s the quintessential Los Angeles man!

This soulless wank again. She is every bit as fraudulent as her fat gassy daddy is, she doesn’t give a shit and does a piss-poor job of pretending otherwise too. Just today he obnoxiously attacked a teenage girl, with nary a word from Mrs. Be Best or his toothsome sleazebag of a daughter.

It’s a baffling choice. If someone could explain what she was going for that would be awesome, because I’m baffled.

Whenever someone mentions this film I am absolutely compelled to immediately respond with,

What do you think Aunt Becky calls her husband? Mossi? Moss? Mo? Target Man?