This incident is NOT funny — Tommy Boy is an asshole — but the Scout Master thing does call to mind that episode of My Name is Earl when Earl asked the inmates of a prison if anyone was a Scout Leader and about half the inmates raised their hands.
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Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…
She’s my daughter’s age.
Apropos of nothing, when I was a kid in the 80s, I once wrote to Weird Al with my brilliant parody idea for Culture Club’s “Miss Me Blind.” It went “I know you’re mince meat, I know you’re mince meat. I know you’re mince meat piiieeeeeeeeee.”
Trump (of courte bankrupcy) has got a sketch of this splendid tartan, three polyestewr stryps upon ain fylde of pisse
My boyfriend texted me the day before I got around to watching it and said “Tracy Ullman is in this Mandalorian episode!” Despite my boyfriend clearly not being able to tell the difference between Tracy Ullman and Amy Sedaris, I was not disappointed.
I meet with my ex tomorrow to give back the things that we had at each other’s houses. It’s been about a month since we broke up. He was emotionally abusive and he “needs me to answer some things to the best of my ability” tomorrow. No one said we were going to have a discussion, and I don’t want to talk, but I know…
Remember on Mad Men, when Lane Pryce’s father came to town to tell him to patch things up with his wife and he soon met Lane’s black Playboy bunny girlfriend? And when Lane said no, he wasn’t going back to his wife, Lane’s father whomped him with his cane, knocking off his smart guy glasses as he fell to the floor,…
When the hell have any of these morons been able to grasp basic fit or cut? This Social Darwinist My Little Pony pretends to be a fucking designer and she couldn’t wrap aluminum foil around her own hand.
LOL Waddlin’ Don just couldn’t let the week fade into memory without finding yet another way to completely humiliate himself and the nation once again. His toilets don’t flush properly, he doesn’t know how to operate a sink and he thinks light bulbs are making him look orange. OK then.
Good on Beto, I guess. I always thought he was a pretty good guy. Not presidential material, but I’d be happy to see him doing well in other political arenas.
Because it makes him stand out and to him, that’s only ever good. He’s such a malignant narcissist that he can step back from applying that *insane* beat and think “nobody is going to look this good. This is allllll me.”
Vanity doesn’t mean you look objectively good, it means you see your products/rituals/clothing as protective magic against looking bad, or more importantly, weak.
Tiffany said something about his skin tone once and was never seen again.
Later that day. . . .
The fact is, Charles never should have married Diana in the first place. They barely knew each other and he was in love with another woman. That Elizabeth undoubtedly insisted that Camilla was an “improper” choice probably has fueled a lot of his current anger-- “I did the ‘right’ thing and you let that moron do as he…
Fuck creeps. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.