Alternatively: there’s absolutely no shame in spending Thanksgiving alone.

Youcan come play darts at the Legion after, I'll buy the first round of flavorless domestic beer

I’ve known of Jeffree Starr since his scene kid days on Myspace. He’s as vile, opportunistic and shifty as always. Shane is definitely no better. 

I know Anne Coulter is an irredeemable shitheel and all, but saying she looks like that airbrushed Babadook? Damn that’s cold. :P

Shane Dawson, the cockroach of youtube careers in that his has been going so long that I’m now older than when he started...

YouTube dramas make me feel like saying “ok boomer” to MYSELF.

The one her brother didn't murder. 

The headline made me want to go directly to the comments. But my eye caught the line, “butt-chugging sunlight” and had to read on. Now that I’ve made it to the comments I wanna give you all the stars for posting the perfect meme for what I thought while reading this comedy.

Taint that the truth.

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

“Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

Well that would explain why the b!tch heard it

Must have been a dog whistle because I didn’t hear anything.

Arkansas is filled with awful people.

“called” = “Mah daddeh did it, so I’m next.”

“Sanders now has her eye on taking the governor’s seat”

We don’t know who is calling Sanders to run for office

It was funny