Why do you still speak to these people? I’ve cut family out of my life for stuff that’s like 1/10th as bad. 

Rhetorical question, I know, but how drunk do you have to be to not taste the difference between mashed potatoes and lard?

Potatoes do have a wonderful flavor. WHEN YOU ADD FUCKING SALT!!

You have to watch the labels on what you pull out of the fridge. My drunk friend pulled out a tub of mashed potatoes late one night and plowed through it. Next morning he wakes up and sees the tub on the counter. It was lard.

That description is vivid enough to make me feel like I chewed on aluminum foil. 

Always Be My Maybe might be up your alley.

Sorry to see no mention of Laggies, probably my favorite indie romcom of the past few years. It’s also in the “coming-of-age with a side of romance” subgenre, but Keira Knightley and Sam Rockwell have surprisingly good chemistry. Plus it’s the rare Seattle-set film that’s actually filmed in Seattle.

“Cherry Poppins”

Bedknobs & Broomsticks:

“Victor, Victoria, Victor”

“The Pound of Music”

I loved that concert!!

This whole episode was amazing. Harry Styles has great comedic timing, fabulous androgynous fashion, and can wreck me anytime. Yep. I went there. Not sorry - he can.

Psht. Yoyoka posted this this morning. Granted she didn’t nail it, but Rosanna is hard. Like crazy hard. Ask any drummer. All across the world middle aged Dad-Band guys watched this and threw their drum kits in the trash and took up fly tying.

I’m not taking a picture, but my senior year quote was “If I had the chance, I’d ask the world to dance.” Billy fucking Idol. And I graduated HS in 2003.

Nope, not if you work in a freezing office, wear drapey/cascading sweaters and have female co-workers who splash so much damn water on the sink counter that methinks they may secretly be river otters with a penchant for office supplies.

You almost had me for a second there. Take your star and never sully my doorstep with your shadow again.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it: