I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

Dad likes an open bar.

Kim thinks she is going to be First Lady. For real. That’s why she is doing this.

I always think of Steve Martin hosting the Oscars one of the years Polanski was nominated yet a-fucking-gain, and pointing out into the crowd. “So many famous faces tonight. There’s Roman Polanski... GET HIM!”

For what it’s worth, that’s what it means in the South too.

I find it fascinating that she chose “With All Due Respect” as the title. When you use that in the UK you are essentially saying the person you’re talking to is a fucking idiot.

I have never given this dude a passing thought. EVER. Now I am in lurrrrve.

Don’t forget the perfection of Sam Rockwell’s bad guy, who did the splits with an insouciance not seen in a man since the glory days of screen musicals. He was hot.

“I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in Iraq to come home and have you tell me I got a fake baby.”

I prefer to call it ‘conducting oneself in a solo symphony’ or ‘shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree’

One of the babymill children has ‘Wilberforce’ as a middle name, which is a conservative batsignal word for anti-abortion. Just ....

I’ve got some questions for The Melania Whisperer, maybe the Fox Friends can pick up the slack and have him back to ask:

1. When you were pregnant with his fifth child, and he was out raw-dogging porn stars, was this the moment you knew you’d be together forever?

2. Were there any other insecure American millionaires…

tender lovers

I was ‘self-partnered’ throughout much of my teenage years, and while it was perfectly fine for my mental health my wrist joints sound like a cement mixer.

“This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me stuck in the Greys.” -T.S. Eliot

I think she bears a passing resemblance to his stepmom, Melanie. Dare you to unsee it now. 

Have mercy!

The extra charge is to get her to turn on Uncle Jesse, clearly the ringleader of a motorcycle gang smuggling cocaine across state lines inside guitar cases.

Jesus wept. 

Y’all I really liked Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend as a couple. Condolences to all. :(