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im not a fan of miley but i can relate on many levels

Early Brendan Fraser

im not shaming her for her decision to do it but goddamn her lips look PAINFUL

not really an intentional makeover, but my roommate cuts my hair for me, and the last time she did it (around last Sept) my hair was a couple inches below my ears. it was a little shorter in the back than the front, it was a super cute bob. i had asked her to trim maybe 1-2 inches off and keep the same style. roommate

omg GOLD STAR

lmfao you took the words right outta my mouth

god, jeffree star is an utter piece of shit

i opened this article in hope that Monty Don would be a part of this show but he is NOT and all i have to say is I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON MONTY DON

am i the only one who thought that was a very heavily (and shittily) tattooed Jon Cryer instead of Pete?

can confirm that as someone who was with one partner from 18-30, you have some “did i waste my entire fucking twenties on this dude” thoughts

I have 100% no problem believing that Lagerfeld was put through some seriously weird shit as a kid (not an excuse for his behaviour at all)

oh trust me, i know and i think about that almost every day. i am so sad for those who have nowhere to go right now

articles like this make me remember how terribly depressing it was to live with my ex in a province where i didnt know anyone and outside of work, he was the only person i saw

after seeing it pointed out elsewhere that 🍒🥧 literally played a CAT AND A FISH (altho in reverse order) I can’t believe the sheer audacity of them. I mean, 🍒🥧 was awful enough before, just based off what we know now + that contour and “better than everyone” attitude.. but that brought it to a whole new level for

I would do this if it didnt mean I’d have to kick out my roommate first! 

raise ur hand if u cant copulate with ur partner because u dont live together and they have a super immuno compromised roommate so u cant bang otherwise u risk infecting and potentially killing said roommate

lol at my old coworker who named her kid Zayvyer (Xavier)

I wouldn’t be surprised *in the SLIGHTEST* if this idiot man dons a gimp mask on the reg. Mother seems like the domineering type.

in a funny way i can relate to jada

I’m pretty sad to see his death is but a footnote in Dirt Bag...