lol the other day my trusty vibrator wouldnt turn on

saaaaameeeee 

the Pit Stop for this episode taught me that Jan is Alexis Michelle’s drag daughter and lol now I understand why she was so annoying to me

omfg lol

i can say without a doubt that i love Chunk and the man who took the time to not only build him a garden, but FILM, EDIT AND POST HIS WEEKLY REVIEW. my heartstrings are at full taut

word. i was in an 11 yr relationship with a dude who didnt like to go down and it was awful. im now with a gentleman who not only loves to go down, like LOVES IT, he has a tongue to rival gene simmoms and he makes sure to do the job at LEAST twice before any penetrative stuff. what a saint (who i havent seen in weeks…

lol at my targeted ads 

the pugh/braff thing is also baffling (braffling?) bc i thought he was a known creep - i remember reading about him trying to use garden state as a vehicle for him to bang portman. hes just so ugh. and florence is so not (p)ugh

omg 🍒🥧 looks the EXACT SAME in every challenge (minus gays anatomy and snatch game) and I fucking hate those spider leg eyelashes so much (on top of her being a shitty person, she has shitty makeup, dont @ me)

oh my fucking god i *LOVE* the novel but have never seen the movie. i know what im doing tonight!!!

i went through a fairly long phase of having to say goodnight to every single one of the stuffed animals on my bed

OMG CAME HERE TO ASK THE SAME THING

this is so fucking depressing

okokokokok I have a LOT of thoughts on this episode

im gonna have to agree with everyone else commenting and say, in the kindest way possible, DUMP HIS ASS

im from Victoria (actually a small town just outside of it but dont wanna dox meself) and the amount of hillbilly ass rednecks defending this “legal hunt” has been astounding but.....also not entirely surprising

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im of the belief that anyone can show undesirable or annoying traits after months or even years - speaking from 11yrs experience of living with a dude, i thought i had a pretty good idea of what he was like and what he was into, and boy was i ever wrong lmfao

"nobody pouts going into a jiggy!!”

I work for HD in Canada and kind of hate this stereotype :( I work in one dept but for some reason every. single. customer. expects me to know EVERYTHING about all the other depts and gets mad when I don’t. Bruh, I took this job because I needed to pay my bills, not because I *want* to wear an apron in the shade of…