(turns out coming out as a lesbian means your marriage to a man is... Prolly not gonna work)

was gonna say the same thing

lmfao you sound like my grampa

I’ll say it every damn time I see this photo: that dog is stressed as SHIT

omfg i just HOWLED

I legit went “WHOAAAWOWOWOWOWOW” at seeing that photo just now!!

I’m very sorry, and just wanted to say that as a person who got out of a very dysfunctional 11 yr relationship in Feb, i know how you are feeling and it gets so much better once you are finally out. best wishes to you <3

pls see my reply for my answer: 2 bottles of wine as a 16 y/o girl

k this wasnt labelled PER SE but I have a relevant story

im *SO* happy i could pass on the love for mr rockwell. pls do watch Mr Right you will not regret it! (also all his other films lol)

I will fully take advantage of ANY chance to post videos of Sam Rockwell dancing

‘shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree’

what the FUCK lmfao WILBERFORCE!?

my submission

I’ve been saying this from the beginning of their relationship and these photos do not prove me wrong 

i would push her down several many flights of stairs for this Trump-mother hairstyle alone

jws that i read all your posts in Louise’s voice and this one made me bark laugh

same, and not only bc their relationship mirrored my old one a little (we have a dog together too, and ended up breaking up after 11 years, so fairly similar trajectory), they just seemed like a couple of regular people in love in a sea of celebrity couples 😓

was in gr12 film class when a tall boi walked in, new to the school, i went over, shook his hand and introduced myself. he is 1 year older as he didnt go to school for a year

ive spent a pretty ungodly amount of money on modcloth (clothes, accessories, home stuff that i continue to use) and the rapidly descending quality of the site over the last few years has been sad to watch