i glanced over the "face first" bit and cackled when i re-read LOL 

“And here’s where I call on my secret weapon.

lmfao this imagery struck my very soul

im friends with mine, we were together 11 yrs starting end of high school, and broke up in Feb. we hang out, go for walks with our dog (i have full “custody”) and sometimes he has her over for a few nights. there was an adjusting period where he flipped out about who gets the dog (aka he went back on his word) but we…

my dog is such an angel and normally doesn’t wake me up at all when she moves around on the bed at night (except for if she has an itch - then the whole damn bed moves)

weird flex

you sound like my best friend - she ALWAYS thinks of others first, hosts parties for friends for reasons such as leaving a shitty job, and is all around just the best person you could have in your corner

oh wtf LOL i scrolled past the header pic.... i thought you'd already edited this photo.... DAMB that's ugly

this line, used in conjunction with photos like these, will never ever fail to make me belly laugh because it’s just so fucking TRUE

it’s almost like.... different strokes for different folks

lmfao same

this....looks....human?????? 🤔

whomstever would have thought that Eric would have been the only good guy from that 70s show?

but what about my Joeys apple?

oh man it’s been a long day in the sun - forgot to post my cure for the blues!

haha this is soo relevant to me right now! i just took a week off after leaving an awful job after 1.5 months, and start new job tomorrow morning.

this content is for Moi

Traci and Cazwell ❤

OMGGG this is my *FAVE* video. i watch it all the time. and it also reminds me a bit of Weapon of Choice?

between your comment and your username, i GUFFAWED