Best summation of the photo op:

Is it possible they don’t think she’s famous enough to make a custom dress and want to lend her only a sample size that’s ready to go? 😬 

Somebody compared me to Keanue today.  The first time in maybe 14 years.  It felt a lot better than my usual Joseph Gordon Levitt, Pierce Brosnan, John Leguizamos.  Yeah, I’m pretty lucky.  But it makes me think that famous men all look the same. 

It’s a modern romance. First you fuck, then you get to know each other.

This show is the best and already my favorite thing on TV and it makes no sense whatsoever. Such a terrible, half-baked idea for a show and poorly executed to boot. It’s the best.

MST3K has to get their hands on this.

My favorite fact of this movie is that Loeb had his assistant director handle most of the scenes, and she was telling actors how to exactly say their lines (cadence, delivery, etc.) to which JOEY FREAKING LAWRENCE screamed at her and told her that what she was doing isn't how acting and directing works.

You’re underselling “perfectly well turn’d and well fashioned”, because nothing is hotter than comparing a dick to woodworking craftsmanship.

When I read your post, I am picturing you as a cat that likes to knock everything off of the coffee table, item by item. 

I’m resisting this with every fiber of my being... I’m a messy person (not dirty, just not organized) and seeing a super-tidy place makes me a bit anxious...like the place isn’t really lived in. Go ahead, people, judge me. Avert your eyes from my stack of books not in a bookshelf. Your disdain, feeds me.  Am I not…

I was a massive goody-goody so I only got in trouble three times in my entire school career (college included): for playing hooky during “sports day”, for reading It during home ec (no wonder I still can’t cook), and...for saying “guts”.

Somebody needs to set up Anna Faris with Danny DeVito’s kid stat.

Shelter Cat Update!

So— bear with me, this starts off as a downer but ends on (hopefully) an up note.

Heyyyy SNS, it’s been a while. Craft Thread? Craft Thread!

I moved from Oregon to Texas, then from Texas to Nebraska.  Nothing improves a difficult relationship like four or five states between you.

No woman has done more for rap than Missy Elliot and we need her back. Or at least, someone that channels her energy and style.

Under Construction was my first CD of my very own *tears up* love ya Missy

If you need to meet Missy Elliott...I suggest you go to the doctor first...becuz living under a rock for 25+ years has got to be bad for your health! She’s had bangers from the 90s forward...