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theyre fuckin doomed LOL

JESUS H CHRIST THIS IS GODAWFUL

loooooool mulaney is The Only One

lol this guy would fit right in on Tim and Eric 

today is our six year anniversary with our girl

So great to watch & listen to all these people who write books & talk about my presidential campaign and so many others things related to winning, and how I should be doing “IT.” As I take it all in, I then sit back, look around, & say “gee, I’m in the White House, & they’re not!”

so the jist is He's A Fucking Asshole

very well said 

gotcha, i know there was no bad intentions, just an awkward spot to put it 

i wish the top story had been about Fatima 😢 *edited to say actually it would have been more respectful for her not to be included in a Dirt Bag...

BIIIIITCH TRUMP IS GONNA BLOW A GASKET OVER THIS HAHAAHA

lol would never have guessed this was nixons bitch boy Roger if i hadnta googled

i know it ain’t that relevant to the article at hand but this VF article literally saved my sanity from the hell of this week and i think everyone will get at least a lil giggle out of it

made me think of this scene lol

even his sisters used to have a similar blown out bouffant back in the day.. wouldn't be surprised if the other boys did as well... we will never know what their mother drilled into them but it AIN’T style

PELVIC PACKS FTW

i think this is my favourite sentence??? 

god she is so fucking DENSE when it comes to this issue. i understand she may be  "too close to see" the real r kelly, but her ignorance is just astounding for someone who's supposed to be a champion of women

dem (Dem) brows, gal!