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“stariotype" LOL

that made me laugh because while they do have unique faces, their squinty demeanors cause them to look alike

also when i read the part where he says their baby was conceived three weeks into their relationship, i full-body cringed

keanu is my all time forever #1 celeb crush and not having an image of this costume is gonna give me a fucking anxiety attack

as a fellow cdn i feel ya, muqq (i spend way too much time thinking/reading about us poli) 

k i have a possibly irrational dislike for this kid (ive only seen him in ladybird so maybe that explains it) but i will have "statistics... statistics... MS LAWTONNNN!" stuck in my head for a WEEK

omg i had the EXACT same thought re: woodworking come ons and nick offerman

LOL that's crazy to me 

this made me wear up, you are an awesome mum, please enjoy the hell out of that trip on all our behalfs

that's awesome!! it’s still on heavy rotation for me!

agreed on the very last line, but regarding missy - sorry but nah, i still bump her albums on a regular basis (one of the only full discogs that i can do that with) and they never get old

did not know re: fiona apple, gross

my comment was very similar, i fist bump u in solidarity 

JESUS

shart of the deal at work, yall

also may i say that i am very sorry for not realizing your beautiful username, i was distracted by ur perfect post 

y’all, i don’t know if we can trust this B-grade browless Busey

THIS BE MY FAVE RESPONSE 

just do what i do and Stare Them Right In The Goddamn Eye (because nothing makes them more uncomfortable than having that shit thrown back at them!)