And this waitress said it’s totally cool to grab you back, slam you to the ground, and have you arrested and publicly shamed. I guess we all good!

I’m 13" taller than my wife. Whenever that question has come up, she just says “Running start, duh” and changes the subject.

I thought someone whittled a corpse bride out of a log.

Nice Google-fu!!!

...starring Mahershala Ali and Viggo Mortensen...

I saw that the two Chubbs’ could fit, and I just tapped ‘em in.  Just tapped ‘em in.

From one Chubbs to another

So, I grew up in the Far North of Australia - prime country for big-ass salt water crocodiles. This fellow reminds me of the star attraction of a crocodile farm we used to take out of town visitors to: a giant salty named Gregory. The bloke that ran the farm used to open the pen, sit on this big bastard, and hand feed…

Excellent gif selection. A+

Listen, I WANT to read and focus on the rest of your comment, but my brain is stuck on“he looks like one of the three leads in the original “9 to 5.”

Throw blood on it, make two statements at once!

For me he becomes handsome when he dances or talks: he’s very funny and talented. Just standing around or in pictures he’s like an off brand Ken doll you get at Dollar Tree.

All Men Are Ugly. Bald heads, skeevy eyes, manboobs, big guts, tiny dicks, low I.Q., big mouths, hairy backs, zero cleanliness, filthy habits, big baby tantrums, lazier than a day is long, and needy as fuck. Wait, that’s just you.

My god, his ears really are too low. 

I only wear that scarf when I want to look like a twat.

And his answer was classic. “I told you who. People. That say. The saying people.”

And that is the closest we will ever get to someone asking Trump who the people are when he says “people are saying...”