The last time I drank tequila was in 1996. My BFF/roommate and I went to a party at a friend’s apartment. BFF was going to tell a boy she was in love with him, not knowing that he had chosen that occasion to announce his super-gayness. Whoops!

Ooof. Those pics of Cara in a Tux were what every queer lady woke up to this morning! Wildfire!

Ryan Adams seems like the worst, like so bad that even his mom is probably Team Mandy. 

Can someone tell me what the hell this means? This is a level of navel-gazing that would embarrass an ouroboros.

I’m just gonna call her Sarah Hannah Karen.

“Brad is doing great. He is casually dating, but doesn’t seem to be in a serious relationship.”

Absolutely the best episode of Documentary Now.

About a year ago, I was dealing with the very tragic loss of my parents and distracting myself with Netflix and Tinder. Matched with a guy who had a shirtless mirror selfie - usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet so I talked to him. I had hurt my back and was home in bed for 4-5 days and he said he was home…

This is kind of scary, but the scariest part of this story is how awful my taste in men was/is.

I finally found this thread early early enough to *maybe* not be totally buried! The most intensely creepy thing that’s ever happened to me is also the most oddly beautiful.

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

Good Boy.

I just wanted to say thank you to all you kind internet strangers. 2 years ago I posted on here about my relationship crumbling and feeling like I was losing myself. I was a stay at home mom and my ex had preferred to keep it that way. Lived with him and his mom who i just didn’t get along with. My anxiety was through…

My wife is giving my older daughter a bath. I'm just sitting here in the family room with my 2 week-old asleep in my arms and Marzipan laying by my side. 

Every day I dream of the day that that orange gas bag is perp-walked out of the White House.

“Striking is the apology-statement’s tone: self-flagellating and ingratiating, with a heady patriotic flair.”

Is there anyone right now on this planet you’d like to punch as hard as humanely possible more so than this complete prick right now......setting aside Trump of course and his asshole sons, and his entire Admin and oh yeah, Lindsay Graham, and Orrin Hatch, and Chuck Grassley and the entire G.O.P and every piece of…

That dude is gonna regret that barbed wire tattoo when his hair line goes to hell.