I read once that Trump thinks Clint Eastwood is the epitome of coolness and the way he squints his eyes tells people that he’s unfuckwitable (or, in reality, he can’t fucking see and needs his glasses). Therefore, Trump convinced Melania that they should squint in all their photos so everyone knows they mean biz-nass.

So... What is up with this, I’m wondering.

Milo deserves the curb party that's coming to him. Fuck that fascist.

He is expected to appeal the decision, to have the ban lyfted.  

Jerry Seinfeld can fuck off forever. It’s bad enough that he supported Michael Richardson. It seemed like Richardson lost it and hasn’t done stand up since. It seems he made a mistake and it still bothers him. I could be projecting. Rosanne Barr, on the other hand, is known racist. Fuck her you’re not owed a tv show.

I have a old mildly-scratchy pink bath towel that I wash and keep in the bottom drawer with all my old over-sized t-shirts for seeping in. Having that towel on hand for the totally normal situation that is period sex makes me seem like a level headed “good guy”*. Having a $370 purple satin period sex blanket makes any…

Terry crushes toxic masculinity!

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

My grandmother and mom told me my face was too fat for short hair when I was 10 in an attempt to get me from ever cutting my long hair short. When I was sixteen, my hair dresser was like, “They’re full of shit, you have the perfect face shape for a pixie” and I was like, “FUCK YOU, NANA AND MOM” and got like 18 inches…

I’m so sorry that you have to experience this. I also have trouble finding clothes that fit and get so discouraged and cry. I don’t know if it helps at all, but it is not just tall people who experience this difficulty. You are definitely not alone or abnormal. I’ve fallen in love with eshakti.com . They are…

Mine sits on remotes and phones. She also likes to perch her head on what must be the most uncomfortable places. It cracks me up. She is also such a very good girl who always sleeps at the foot of the bed. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night I pet her with my feet and it makes me so happy. 

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Please tell me this lady laughing at the Ivanka Trump protest was there.

Holy shit, by daily cycle is getting so goddamned painfully repetitive under this fucking administration.

I just got kicked off of a nursing forum because someone had started a topic re: how history will judge us, and I could not believe the nurses on there defending this intentional family separation cruelty. NURSES!!! Some of them pediatric nurses!!!! I went off and they booted me. (Because you know it’s worse to CALL pe…

Melania’s spokesperson said that there was no message. It is just a jacket, you guys, c’mon and then out like a rabid badger with an itchy anus comes the orange d’oh boy to muck things up just a little further. 

So first the jacket was just a jacket and didn’t mean anything, but now it was a message to the “fake media”? Which is it?

That’s the worst apology I’ve ever heard and this year’s had some doozies.

RE: Fallon