Oh yes she better do.

And women breathe a little easier. One down.

And nothing of value was lost.

Answer to god for not wanting to be treated like a brood mare? Okay, Jeff.

Wow, so this guy had murderous instincts? Who’da thunk it!

Guys, c’mon. Does this look like a guilty person who absolutely did not just shit his pants?

I can’t look at that and not think of this Mighty Boosh episode:

When one or more of these turds finally get arrested, the day of the perp walk will become an official holiday in my life. I will celebrate it every year. If one of them actually goes to jail, it will be a week-long Risky Business-style rager, complete with irresponsible binge drinking and 80s and 90s dance music on a…

Captain Obvious only rages like this when he’s guilty of whatever he’s being accused of. And he’ll need better lawyers than Giuliani to dig his family out of all this.

Pam Alden, my forever fave!! 

I AM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE.

found him

Starting your response with “Actually” so you are one of those people. Good to know that anything you have said or will say in the future can now be ignored.

I’m so on board with the Anna Delvey news. That article was a wild ride. One of those truth is better than fiction kind of stories.

It’s a sad day in Ontario, where the late Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s younger brother, Doug Ford, was just elected to lead the province. Ford is basically Trump lite, with a history of misogyny whose only clear policy platforms includes tax cuts for the rich and powerful.

I’m more than a little surprised at how much Anthony’s death is affecting me. I knew I was a huge fan of his, and my wife jokes about my crush on him whenever we watch Parts Unknown, but I’ve been going back to all the news sites, looking for the articles that help me figure out why I’m so sad at my desk.

Who is that toddler pointing at?

When it leads to your impeachment.

God, a day after her death to provide such a statement, as heartfelt and heartbreaking as it is, his strength is immeasurable. I’m so sorry for him and their daughter. It makes me sad that he has to even delve into what is such deeply personal pain (her treatment, questions of substance abuse, the existence of a…