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Scumbag. Can’t wait to see him try this in an actual courtroom. [Oops. sorry. Didn’t notice this was tucked away in the other roundup.]

“eat pasta, cookies, and lose weight.”

You’re free to fuck off over to Gizmodo or wherever men feel comfortable.

well yeah, but icon is a banger.

I’d much rather watch the reality show Linetti, Set, Go, but I’ll take this if I have to.

I starred this, but I do not like it.

This guy is an actual, literal bag of moldy dicks.

Stop blaming her for his behavior.

*Types “El Montículo Repelente de Esponjas Malolientes” into Google translate*

Today’s Code 45* shows our boy once again projecting like a mofo. First, the list of things El Montículo Repelente de Esponjas Malolientes has done that violate either the letter, the spirit, or both, of the US Constitution is staggering. Second, the number of times he’s proven to be outright lying,

In 1974, he writes, Hersh heard that Nixon’s wife Pat was in hospital after being punched by her husband.

When some conservatives point to the past as a time when women were revered, respected, and safe, it’s important to remember how much of the violence and abuse was simply not noticed or recorded.

An imbalance of power has nothing to do with virginity, it has everything to do with the positions of power (or lack of power) that both parties hold in the workplace. He was literally the most powerful man in the world and she was an intern, it’s not a equitable sexual relationship.

“This happened 20 years ago, come on. Let’s talk about JFK. Let’s talk about LBJ. Stop already.”

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

Crass actions get you class actions.

As someone who was a fountain pen aficionado in high school and college before realizing that I didn’t enjoy having stained pants, $130/fountain pen doesn’t get you a terribly nice pen.

If you’re going to commit graft, at least do it in style, you hayseed.

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.

*stares disapprovingly*

Happy Etta James Appreciation Month! Be Best At Last.