She was on the phone ya say?

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe

She’s being best.

Right there. She’s doing great. She’s looking at us, right there

“Here’s another Stephen Miller profile for you, confirming, once again, that Stephen Miller is awful. Creepy, too”

But the forgotten men & women WON, I’m President!

‘You and I would make beautiful babies together.’ - Stephen Miller

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

....That nose hair....

I didn’t know you continued having birthdays when you were undead.

“Donald Trump is an anchor-baby for his Ghostbusters villain of a mother...”

I thought clowns usually put white paint on their faces and red paint around the eyes. He’s doing it wrong.

“Our” ancestors, Don? Donald Trump is an anchor-baby for his Ghostbusters villain of a mother, and he’s the grandson of a felon who fled to the US from Germany. His family didn’t really participate in any of the “taming” he wants to take credit for.

Monét is a shoe-in for AS4... she’ll have time to polish her act with some of that touring money (Have you seen her video for ‘Strange Fruit’? No?! Dooo it!). I was sad to see her go but she they let Bob skate by looking sloppy but being funny... didn’t think they’d do it again.

1. The mini-challenge was maybe the highlight of the season so far

This is a terrible idea. If you’re going to reboot Kevin Can Wait, why not merge it with another franchise. One better suited to wait-ness.

So what Eastern European country is he flying into tonight then?