wow Justin what a deep and thought provoking title for your memoir!!!

this reminded me of all the obvious bald dudes as extra witches in the crowd LOL so good

i am sure he's having a little giggle over it up there :) 

just curious (i don’t eat ketchup at all) but do you eat it at resteraunts when it’s just been sitting on the counter for like a month? if you do and you still have an issue putting it in the pantry, hmm.. 

my bf puts the maple syrup in the fridge and it drives me fuckin NUTTY when i go to make pancakes and have to use cold syrup!!

“Speaking of love, 73-year-old “American Pie” singer Don McLean is dating 24-year-old model Paris Dylan. Coincidentally, they are currently in Paris.”

he loves spelling it “Country” so he can really place emphasis on that first syllable!

o great another female role model i can knock off the list.... 😭 godDAMNIT, Ripley!!! 

a man who knows he ain't got much going for him at the moment 

thank you for this comment! it was a bright patch in my shitty day! 

“a real level of reality”

wet sand!! i vote wet sand!! 

this happened to a friend of mine!! she was posted on thedirty after sticking up for a gf online! it was fucked 

GOD i love/hate pete, the scumbag!

had 2 google

lmfao my thoughts exactly 

i have NEVER, in my WHOLE CAREER of creeping and posting on this site, read such an accurate comment. brava, encore, etc etc

just wanna show everyone our new lil buddy, hammy (you know, like the famous Torontonian, hammy the hamster)

am i your friend in the future?? bc damn i have a very similar story from mid 2000s in which i was the poor sap in love with a gay man LOL

what a fucking pretentious mid 2000s ASSHOOOOOOLE