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im legit counting down the minutes til i get home from work (avec weed and drink, of course) to watch this!!!

YOU HAVE ME CACKLING IN MY PLACE OF WORK

his stupid smug goddamn FACE in that photo tho

BRAVA

oh he mad LOL

that’s the thing though, he doesn’t “come off” as a tool, he is a straight up grade A tool straight from home hardware (eh) (im canadian i had to) 

DEAR LORT THIS THREAD GOT 2 REAL 2 FAST

LOL same!! if they're so worried about their child running into the road BUY A FENCE!!!

OMG ZELDA IS 100% SCARIER THAN ZOMBIE GAGE

i just felt my heart drop to the ground. i am sooooo sorry. i can’t even imagine what it’s like knowing he was never caught 😫 i hope you have a good support system in place 

HOLY SHIT

hahahaha WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH *LAUGHING IN TERROR AND ALSO DUMBFOUNDEDNESS AT YOUR EX BF*

lol

y’all... it has been a long day (/month/year) so here is a very silly pic of teg to help cheer me up

oh, my heart. i love that man 💘

it 100% means anal, and the conservatives are trying to spin it otherwise (AS IF THEY NEVER BUTT FUCK)

jesus fucking christ, i was a yearbook editor in 08 and we couldn't slip ANYTHING by the final editors that was considered "extra curricular" in any way, how was this allowed!? i am so fucking furious at all the people who have let entitled rapist assholes like this get away with it their whole life!!! GAH

did you read the caption? they were dancing all night! a foot rub was necessary! 

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOO