I.... I don’t know. You just blew my mind tbh.

Hey look, it passes the Bechdel Test!

My friend/former roommate was in a wedding where the bridesmaid dress directive was black and knee-length. Everyone wore something they already owned (and if you don’t own a black knee-length dress, someone you know definitely does). She’d been in a few weddings where she was required to wear ugly, expensive,…

She didn’t imply it was; that’s why only ‘magic sauce’ was in quotation marks.

My friend married a guy from France. They got married in France, in his hometown. (They were living over there at the time, they’re back in the States now.) Then they had a reception in her hometown in the States a few months later. Same invitation for both events; you could RSVP yes to one, both, or neither.…

I need more coffe, for a moment I thought you’ve been married more than 10 times.

Secret to success: Make sure dad is a barely sentient rightwing cheeto willing to give you a highly paid and visible job.

I don’t understand how he assembles a high powered assassin’s sniper rifle out of those parts.

so.. this is like a packing list when you visit your parents?

You got a Cobalt, and the world knows.

I used to do this all the time in academic writing assignments. I also wouldn’t go through the normal draft process (what I wrote the first time was almost always 95% the same as what I’d turn in... the few times I tried to proper multiple drafts, I got lower grades on the final paper). So when we had to turn in…

Hopefully Crooked Hill is the one he dies on.

We need to make “Trumpster Fire” catch on.

Horde her? I don’t even KNOW her.

Well, when women do it we’re whiny and trying to get what we don’t deserve. When men do it it’s righteous anger at not getting everything they expect handed to them. You see?

It’s likely all for his entire entourage. Including his production people, etc.

I consider myself to be a conservative democrat. I am fiscally conservative and for a smaller government, but cannot in good conscious support some of the Republican social views. I find that new Republicans are sort of the opposite - crazy on social issues, but couldn’t give a fuck about fiscal responsibility as long…

Can we have a different word for feminism that makes it very clear that I don’t consider myself a #whitefeminist? Do I have to just walk around saying I’m a black feminist? A #nonwhitefeminist?

Dont worry, everyone else is also oblivious to Gary Johnson.