Well, I’d wait to see how many of them actually show up before you starting counting your single guests. A lot of people aren’t going to go to a wedding if they can’t bring their significant other because the couple getting married hasn’t deemed them significant enough.

I think you misread that part.

Damn it.... Now I want a chili dog

I will not!

Wait, Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton? I thought her middle name was Diane.

Don’t know about you, but most of us have to back up sometimes!

There is a lot to unpack here.

So......no info on what the problem was? You could at least mention that it’s undisclosed so we’re not confused.

What was the dispute over?

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

Interesting how this ad seems to be targeting mostly heterosexual men (and possibly married lesbians, but I doubt it). Ted Cruz doesn’t care what you think if you’re a woman, because in that case you should probably leave the politics to the men. Don’t worry, we’ll look for you....

I’ve known people from Ohio who I swore must have been from Georgia or the Florida panhandle. I’m not sure what’s going on with Ohio. Or Illinois—I’ve met people from certain rural parts of Illinois with that same sort of accent.

Probably not. They will probably try to claim he’s the “token white guy” on the network.

To be fair, this piece was generally considered to be a fairly unethical hit job (for instance, the writer goaded MIA to have the truffle fries and then used it as a point to illustrate her privilege, as we knew from, as i recall, released tapes of the interview). Also, Ben Bronfman is in fact the son of a billionaire…

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

I think that’s his imagined best-case scenario too.

She didn’t want to.

....you got me in a box here.

NOPE! There’s very little to be learned from a single, standalone part without the system it is attached to. True story - we would rent the cars from a rental agency then put it back together when we’re done.

Why wouldn’t a major auto manufacturer just by a competitor car? Then they have the whole damn thing to benchmark against.