Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

only because Chichi is technically half-demon.

Even Krillin sucks less than you.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Sports baby odds: good.

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

In addition to the new rules, if they hit a ball that beams Berman in the face and leaves him bloodied, the entirety of the US national debt will be ceremoniously wiped out.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.

Nothing new here. Broussard has never been one to take pride in his work.

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A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

The Bucs will only comment once the wounds become infected with MRSA.

It doesn’t excuse his behavior (and Baez is a weasel), but she definitely said something. My amateur lip reading says it could possibly be the n-word.

“All he wants to do is learn from this experience and move on and get an education ,” Baez said.

Yep. He broke the rules.

Watch the video: these are two drinking assholes who both tried to jockey for bar position and could easily have just gone their separate ways after a rude exchange...except that the girl is threatening him first. She raises her fist in a threatening manner before there’s any need for physicality. He grabs it to avoid…

Nope, watch the full tape. He bumps into her and she turns around, fist raised ready to start throwing. That’s when he grabs the arm to stop her from hitting him so she does anyway with the other arm. Obviously he shoudn’t have hit her and kept his hands to himself and deserves to be kicked off the team but let’s not…

She did throw the first punch...