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Fuck, finally. A lot of times you beat me to a lot of jokes I’d make. Today has been my day!!!

COME ON, BRIAN

Pete Davidson was HILARIOUS on the Beiber roast, making fun of his own fathers death in the World Trade Center. I really admire people who can turn a personal tragedy into a joke that good. And now ripping on Brian, and being cool about it all. I like this guy a lot.

Trump’s speeches are the same thing a comedian does when they perform at “City X.”

Turnips don’t deserve that.

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

Is the scoreboard this size for the sole purpose of displaying an abundance of ads. Good lord...

Few people remember New England only won the Tuck Rule game after sneaking out of Foxboro Stadium and imploding it with the Raiders still inside.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

In the realm of Belichick, it’s not extremely dry football talk or dismissive answers, so it counts

That’s a pretty low bar for “meaningful words” you've set there, Samer.

Another close shave for those cheating bastards at Gillette. Eventually they’re going to be held accountable for their actions.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

>>The victims are often teens and their parents and have paid anywhere from US$300 to $2,000 over fears that they’ll end up in trouble with the law.

Neither would I if my team was the Vikings and I went to school in the fistula of Maine.

The fireworks, which were technically illegal. That came across as a little moralizing on Schefter’s part, but it is a small part of why this was so newsworthy.

A straight report would have made him first, correct, and wouldn’t have implicated anyone in illegally capturing and sharing hospital records.

Great job Adam, 1.5 thumbs up