And this is how you subvert even the best technological location security measures.
Once you’re in, it’s assumed you belong there, so nobody questions your presence.

We call this the “Tootsie Pop” security model here at work. Hard candy shell, nice soft insides.

Pro tip: If you blend in and act like you belong somewhere, most people wont think twice. This is true “almost” everywhere.

That’s kinda... morally wrong. This guy sounds like he’s kind of a jerk. Seriously, who just does that? In any industry?

“7th Dragon III – Code:VFD, the fourth game in the 7th Dragon series... ”

It was an impromptu cat talk.

They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss.

We’ve posted several Foodspins since Drew’s triumphant Chopped appearance. It’s just a bit harder to crank ‘em out lately, since my kids finished school.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Oh, no! Burneko, I thought you were cool! Turns out you’re just another shithead :(

There’s a whole lot of really stupid people getting critical of somebody posting their thoughts on a game as they play it.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

Sounds like Person 1 got hit with “Life”

Can we also talk about the people who insist on backing in to parking places? Not just their driveway, but in busy fucking parking lots. It messes up the flow of everyone trying to park, and what is the point? I consider it a deal breaker on anyone I date. It’s trivial, stupid and small of me to judge one on that…

It’s great when you’re able to dish out justice against those people. Came across an F150 while driving my BMW, so I guess it was the opposite of the situation in the article. He was none too pleased when he came out to his truck. My car was fully in the lines too!

How about blocking a double parker while being able to fit in one spot yourself?

thats a clothing donation bin for a local charity......its taking up half the stall so really the truck was just doing its best.

The idiot should have done what I do. I park out in BFE where none of the car slamming fatass waddlers want to park as they’ll get a heart attack trying to get into the store from the outer reaches, search for an end spot, and hug THAT line, while still staying within the markers. No door dings, and nobody gives a…

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?

LOOK, some of us just WANT to hear the F word as many times as possible coming out of a CGI teddy bear, OK?