The best/worst memory is easy it would be palom and porm’s sacrifice (STONE) in FF2/4 after killing the second elemental boss of water. This moment still hits me in the feels 25 years later.

Bosh was great! He was one of my favorite NBA players for a while. That doesn’t mean he was anywhere near as good as prime Pau Gasol. He wasn’t.

The “(bit of a stretch)” thing is wildly misplaced next to Pau Gasol’s name, here. He was a top-10 player before he came to Los Angeles, and he was a top-10 player for the peak of his years with Kobe. He’s the second-best teammate Kobe ever had (GP, Nash, and Malone were on the downslopes of their careers when they…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

While the ratting-out was annoying, I’m still more irritated that the LPGA penalized her two additional strokes for signing an “incorrect” scorecard when nobody on-site had any clue of the infringement prior to the viewer’s report.

I could never imagine Tiger Woods sleeping with all those porn stars, stripers and prostitutes. Now I can.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

Aren’t we all?

Don’t ask how they got it in.

Glad to see Trevor Bauer found a job typing up graphics for channel 7.

Well, Gonzalez is a lefty. Can’t fault him for not being able to find home as a righty.