Joel Embiifed

Lots of memories from the SNES Final Fantasy games, but the thing that made RPGs in the 90s for me was the lack of the internet. No “cheating” by looking thing up online—it took effort and sometimes collaboration with friends to solve parts of these games.  It made it so much more satisfying to finally bury Kefka’s…

It sent chills up my spine the first time I played that game and the “package” opened!

Did somebody call?

If I’m more than 10 steps ahead I just pretend not to notice the person behind me.  Don’t look back.  DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.  Problem solved.

A Calmer Imbecile

Fucking ballhawks

If that’s “several inches” then I have a two-foot dong!

Panicked? No. THIS is panicked:

They would need something to celebrate first.

I often score a (Mc)Pick Two but mine usually feels more like defeat.

Glad to see Trevor Bauer found a job typing up graphics for channel 7.

Goddammit. I just blew $50 on Super Metroid on eBay.