That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

In fairness, Megan has been the best substitute so far.

they suck! but fortunately just two more weeks until Drew returns!

The nice thing about being on the Mariners is that he can just keep playing and no one will remember or care to check up on him.

...First of His Name.

Golden State checked him just fine after his flurry in the opening minutes, generously accommodating the Rockets’ desire to match him up with Steph Curry

Credit that one to former Deadspinner Kyle Wagner, who helped me brainstorm exactly which fat old guard Eric Gordon has turned into now that his shot and ball-handling have abandoned him.

I don’t think I could ever come up with a more savage phrase to describe a basketball player than “he is basically just Chris Childs right now.” Damn!

That’s what happens when you’re battling back from injury. You start looking for that ignition.

Coral Crawford.

Just trying to rattle the pitcher.

This is like...the coolest scene in any TV show, ever.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

No not really. I just shout my name if I’m in there and someone else comes in

Hey all! I’m the girl in the video.....

Britt is spending a lot of time getting ethered on social media recently

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

Ok, I want to meet the guy who read Albert’s Woodland Enemies piece and decided it was bad writing. I get the source of the anger for most of the Dead Letters. But what the hell could you have gone there expecting to end up disappointed?

Huh. I never realized the guy was Muslim because he presents himself as a shitty musical act far more frequently.