Damn, you’ve already forgotten about the 2015 #1 seed Atlanta Hawks.

One of his* worst shooting % you mean, right? He still shot 40%. The guy who’s gonna win MVP shot 11% and 38% in two playoff wins last round.

Two more from science fiction writers:

I’d toss Leland Melvin in their, NFL draft pick/astronaut with the best portrait of any astronaut.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

It’s not a perfect system

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

A movie with 30 or whatever “main” characters. What could possibly go wrong.

To be fair, she told him she was 18.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Jesus Christ this is whiney as hell. You’re crying about a team that finished 5th in the East and was expected to be bad. Yes they exceeded expectations. But to sit there acting like the 5th seed deserved as much coverage as Lebron all season long because they might upset a terrible Cavs team sounds like homerism run…

Team That Has Never Won NBA Title Receives Less Coverage Than World’s Greatest Player With Three Titles

Buddy the article is saying that the games will be unwatchable because many of the teams are going to be shambling, injured wrecks, not whatever stupid shit you’re mad about

Gronkowski admitted he has a lot to learn.

Gronk is only going to the Kentucky Derby because he thought a Mint Julep was a subsidiary of the Spearmint Rhino.

Alright, I know that the Simpsons has a picture for everything, but this is a Space Jam reach here.