Give em the heater, Ricky!

A Whirling Darvish

WAHOOWA

Let me assure you that watching your teams on TV and living in Asheville instead of literally anywhere in Indiana is going to be a massive improvement in your life.

Every Zobris calls for an accurate cutter.

I foresee an epic Cubs flameout in regular season/early playoff exit to warm your bosom over the cold, cold winter.

I kind of hate myself for this, but is this Duke team going to be fun and awesome to watch now that there is no Redick-Paulus-Allen archetype there to shit on all the joy?

Dez Nuts

“Welcome to Hardland.  Hark work, hard hits, and absolutely hard to watch.”

It’s shocking and unfortunate that most Americans are ignorant of anything that happens beyond their own (state’s) borders, but I think it’s a stretch to call it “crazy” that most Americans aren’t informed about which pitch a memorial soccer game will be played on for an athlete I had never heard of until today (and I…

I think I read somewhere that those objects are more expensive than they appear.

It makes sense.  When your town is built on the shittiest music in the country, you might as well go the same route for your baseball team.

I think their biggest threat has to be the Celtics, not the Rockets.  Unless I am just not able to keep up with Angry Man Rants fast enough.

Even youth soccer players are better at diving than professional, ya know, DIVERS

I drink a ton of hazy IPAs locally, but I recently had Sierra Nevada’s Hazy Little Thing, and it has this great bubbly finish that I think comes from a little more carbonation than is usually present in the yeasty fruit-bombs. It’s an absolute crusher.  I could see brewers taking that even further and I would be…

“If there’s any place to quietly go about rebuilding yourself, it’s Cincinnati.”

When this journalist deifies and fawns over an athlete he is covering, I think it’s delightful. But when Jim Nance does it, I want to throatpunch him.  

So the question becomes, who is more NOW?

Wondering if responding to trolls is also what got me banished back into the grays...

I decided to use Twitter for my Kinja account a few years ago, although I have never tweeted and don’t follow anyone. It still makes me feel gross, but now that I have been banished back to the grays, I guess I am free to pick another username!