I’m sure it is a comfort to return to work and get yelled at for an hour a day by four of America’s worst sportswriters (Jackie Mac, Sarah Spain not included)

Isn’t that sort of like being first in line after all the Titanic life boats fill up?

Gotta feel for that last defender who was basically swinging his head around in every direction like “where the hell did THAT guy come from?”

Conspicuous silence from all those Angels fans who fought me tooth and nail preseason when I told them a 3-4-5 in the lineup featuring Justin Upton, 2018 Albert Pujols, and Andrelton Simmons was an absolute god damned joke.

lol it’s like you libtards think every massive tattoo you have permanently inked onto your body represents something you actually associate with.

I hate a Chicago winter as much as the next guy but the summers down here are longer and more brutal. I can always bundle up in layers, but when it’s 100 degrees and 90% humidity every day from mid-May to September, that gets old real fast.

This that good good

“Beaten by six men in a disputed over a parking spot.”

Holy shit fuck this fucking guy. How can you live in NYC and be this shocked and angry every time you come across someone that speaks a different language or isn’t the same skin tone as you are?

“That I am sure he regrets in the light of day”

Just give it to me straight doc, can he still play Fortnite or not?

Was Yanny. Then Laurel. Now back to Yanny mostly.

I got a real chuckle out of this because Jim Edmonds might be in my Top 5 most hated pro athletes of all time, even when he spent a year hobbling around the outfield for the Cubs. I prefer the list of athletes I hate with a passion for no real reason:

I cried harder than you did IN that clip just by watching that clip. Get well soon!

Gary Garter

Can’t be a Diamondback, they won’t get put out of their misery until September.

How did this even get past Trevor Bauer?

So long, Emma. Ye will be missed. I can only think this means you are taking over MMQB!!

I mean Khaled comes off as a dick but if this is unacceptable to you then don’t be in a relationship with a guy that won’t. That’s your choice. Her choice is to stick around. Who cares?

Hypocrisy, I don’t see any hypocrisy here?