One of the libraries on the chopping block is the one I go to twice a week with my son while my daughter is at practice so he can do homework and I can get some work done.

Ugh, you damn hipsters

Two words: Sex Boat

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

but Prince is already dead.

Did he cross your bridge without answering the riddle?

But did you send it?

The occasional racist blemish?

Two games come to mind: Computer Space, which came in unique cabinets of different colours, including red (you can find old ads online of models posing with the game, but I couldn’t find any with red):

I’m glad that you share similar thoughts on eagles fans being miserable, but I really need to stress to you that I am actively rooting for your team to lose and for you to be so upset about it that you throw up down the front of your jersey.

In a way, it’s almost better if the Pats win. I’ve become inured to the bullshit GOAT attitude, and seeing Philly fans collapse in on themselves would just be too sweet. On the other hand, if the Pats lose, not only do we have to deal with Eagles fans becoming super obnoxious, we all have to deal with overwhelming…

When i went to Ultra someone in the room put on comedy central central before falling asleep on the remote. I was up by myself for 2 hours with nothing but The Ben Show on, so now I have a deep hatre of the man

Nah man. Detroiters got renewed for Season 2.

Deliberately occult texts can also be more an aid to memory than something anyone can just pick up and read with no prior knowledge of the subject. For instance, if you already know approximately what black powder is made of, this recipe can suffice for you while remaining difficult to understand for the uninitiated:

I’d rather believe XKCD’s theory on the matter.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

Mr HN has to remain professional. I, on the other hand, can say whatever the fuck I want.

And support investigative journalists like those at the Indy Star who will take what those whistle-blowers say and dig and dig and dig until they unearth what needs to be found.

I don’t think it’s super complicated: when 15-year-old girls are reporting serial sexual assault, maybe don’t use the power of a state university and athletic commission to fucking bury it