Unsurprisingly this is the experience in every single competitive online game. I mean ffs I was cussed out for bidding too high in a spades app once.

NO ONE CARES!

Never trust anyone who speaks in superlatives.

May you have all the stars they couldn’t.

If this works out, South Korea may form a baseball team with the Miami Marlins this April.

Fuck is wrong with you ppl.

Some people don’t think its funny, or a tragedy. It’s a weak person or a mentally ill person that couldn’t handle life and made a choice to end it. And you sure as fuck don’t define the world for the rest of us, so shove your hallmark card comment right the fuck up your own ass. If I want to make a joke like “Reports…

They lost by 18 and he had 12 turnovers. Super fucking impressive. I look forward to you braying idiots circle jerking about how awesome buddy heild is.

The Winter Games?

Counters by humorless commenters are also Deadspin standard. We’ll hit the trifecta if we can work in a ‘Haisley sucks’ take.

That’s the best humblebrag I’ve read in years.

Live in Honolulu: girl friend stumbled out of the bathroom to ask if I got the alert. I told her I did, but not to worry. I’ve lived in Hawaii for about 25 years, you come to expect massive fuck ups. It’s part of the charm of our government.

This is so stupid. Excuses excuses excuses.

It’s been so long since I last experienced a Rom Roberts comment

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Um, Johnny Manziel isn’t a woman.

Regional/Historical Character Team Rankings 2017-2018:

I think you mean Jeremy Shockey. They did get Olsen that year, but I don’t think he has any visible tattoos. Just a third leg.

The gal I’m stuck watching football with would instead ask what’s on HGTV and why in the hell I hadn’t yet emptied the dishwasher.