Amazing to think this guy is only 15 years old.

Who cares, the retro mash-up Bills uniform is pretty rads.

He’s just fission for clicks.

The fact that this was shot in the concourse of Hard Rock stadium in Miami makes it that much sweeter.

This times a thousand. It’s incredible how awful the live game experience is unless you are getting aggressively drunk. It’s not just alcohol, I love alcohol, it’s that the worst kinds of drunks are empowered to set the tone and culture of an NFL game.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Yeah, the NL MVP with the massive no-trade contract should take what he can get.

lol, christ dude.

Come on, the Cards are actually better than the Yankees when you count honor, tradition, and playing the right way. Tell us how.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

A guy who blew up any potential sneaker contract for the one son who’s actually made it to the NBA by demanding a lifetime billion-dollar contract covering all three sons is overplaying his hand? You don’t say.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

Well, that’s the thing. He’s 16 years old, he’s not ready to play in a legit top European league against grown ass men. Sure maybe he can play in some lower league like the Philippines, but that’s worse than elite American HS competition.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

Will John Fox be able to pass Marc Trestman’s win total as Bears HC? He’s still one win behind Trestman and Fox has had almost an entire extra season at this point. They still get to play the Browns but that doesn’t seem like a sure thing at this point.

Is Roberto Aguayo still available?

Rodrigo Blankenship is a pretty sick name.